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It's a Wonderful Race!
1 By James Bronson
|George's father can't believe what he is hearing!
There once was a college freshman named George who thought he knew it all. While home for
Christmas Break, George and his father got into a heated dispute after dinner one night. The argument began when the
young student tried to explain to his father that, as White people, they should be held accountable for all the wrongs that
they had inflicted upon non-Whites throughout history.
George explained: "Because of European racism and greed, we stole the Native Americans' land,
we held African Americans in slavery, we persecuted the Jews, and we ruined the environment. We've been oppressive racists
for thousands of years so it's only fair that we pay economic reparations for the harm we've done to the world. I'm happy
to see we are ending our political and economic domination of the oppressed peoples, but we still have a long way to
George's dad was shocked to hear such talk. "Who put that
commie-pinko crap into your head, son? Did one of your sandal-wearing hippy college professors teach you that?"
the father asked.
To which the son replied: "That's the truth dad. My anthropology
professor, Dr. Irving Silverstein, says so. He ought to know. Dr. Silverstein is a critically acclaimed author and a Ph.D.
People of your generation just don't understand because you were raised in a White supremacist racist society. That's why
I've come to admire Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King as the greatest man in American history. He stood up to the racists of your
generation. Because of him, my generation of White kids is completely colorblind."
The father angrily replied: "That's a bunch of horsecrap! I've always been fair-minded and tolerant of people
from all backgrounds and races. When have you ever heard a racial epithet come out of my mouth? I haven't "oppressed'
anybody, and furthermore there's nothing wrong with identifying with your own people, including the European race of people.
Your race is in your blood. It's like an extension of your biological family and you ought to be mindful of your European
heritage and identity, just like every other racial group in America is aware of its identity. Why is it OK
for them to have a natural sense of racial solidarity but it's evil for us Europeans to feel that way?"
The young "intellectual" rolled his eyes disrespectfully.
"Come on dad, that's the same
kind of White supremacy that Hitler tried to peddle. Those racist attitudes were discredited years ago."
"Discredited by whom?" retorted the father.
"By emminent scholars like Professor Silverstein." replied George.
"He's an emminent buttwipe, that's what he is! He's selling you horsecrap and you're buying
"No dad! He's a leading
anthropolgist, and his book, "The White Plague", has been critically acclaimed by The New York Times, Newsweek Magazine,
and the Washington Post. I realize you didn't get a chance to go to college dad....so you just don't understand these things.
You're just a plumber! There's only one race and that's the human race.
Diversity is our greatest strength. Who cares how much melanin we have in our skin? Differences in so-called "race"
are as insignificant as differences in belly buttons. Race is only an articial social construct, nothing more. And besides,
UN statistics now show that low White birth rates, immigration patterns, and the fact that we live in an increasingly multicultural
society and global economy, will mean that Europeans and their ethnocentric and racist culture will have been blended out by
the end of the century."
Turning red with anger, the father yelled: "You are a walking cliché
you know that boy? Is this what I'm paying for? For you to learn that it's a good thing that the European peoples of the world
fade out and cease to exist? Is that what you really want?"
Young George replied, "Yes! I think it's great! We are already down to just 9% of world population
and falling. When we are all brown and yellow, it will mean the end of racism and the end of hate. The oppressed peoples of
the world would have been better off if us racist White Europeans had never existed to begin with."
"What did you just say?! George's father asked.
"I said I wish us White people had never existed!
|A wise old angel is sent to educate George.
And immediately following that statement, there came suddenly a blast of cold wind,
an explosion, and a huge smoke cloud. When the smoke had settled, George found himself alone and lost in a cold forest. After
a few seconds of confusion and disorientation, a frumpy old man then appeared out of nowhere. He leaned against a tree and
"Well, George, you've got your wish."
George asked: "Where am I? What's going on here? And who are you?"
The old man answered: "I'm Clarence P. Oddbody, Angel 2nd class. You've got your wish George. I was sent here
to show you what the world would have been like if Europeans, or Whites, had never existed. You now live in a world where White
people never existed. No 'dumb blondes' , no redheads, no brown heads, no blue or green eyed devils. Just blacks,
browns, and yellows."
"Really? Wow! That's cool! I'll have no
problem adapting because there's not a racist bone in my body. And when I get back to my world, I'll be able to tell Professor
Silverstein and all my friends how wonderful this non-racist world was. Say, where exactly am I anyway?
"You're in what would have been Bedford Falls, New York, standing on what would have been your
parents' home at 286 Grove Ave." replied Clarence.
George paused, then
said: "Oh. I get it. There is no deforestation in a non White world. Unlike the rampaging Europeans, the native Americans
were environmentally conscious. Nonetheless, I'm freezing out here. Where's the nearest motel Clarence?"
"Motel?" said the angel with a chuckle. "There are no motels here in what you
once knew as North America. But there are some caves up in those mountains where you can find shelter."
"Caves?! No way dude. I want a nice warm bed to sleep in."
"I don't think you understand George. There are no buildings here in non-White America
because the evil Europeans were never here to build them. Whites never existed, remember? The natives use tents for shelters
- you know, "tee pees". Would you like to go meet some local Indians....excuse me...'Native Americans'? Perhaps
they'll let you stay in one."
"A tent? But it's 10 degrees outside?...Oh well. It's better
than a cave I suppose. Let's go talk to the local Chief."
and George walked through the cold and wet forest for about 30 minutes before George had a sudden thought.
|The Iroquois scalping of Jane McCrea.
"Wait a second Clarence. Are these Native Americans we are going to visit friendly
or hostile?" asked George.
"Why, George, that's a racist question
to ask. Just because some American Indian tribes were brutal savages who scalped their victims alive, it doesn't
mean they all were like that." said the laughing angel sarcastically.
know that, Clarence. And I'm not a racist. I hate racism! There is not a racist bone in my body. There is only one race and
that's the human race. Diversity is our greatest strength. Nonetheless, I'd feel safer if I could have a gun to defend myself
in case they try to...you know...scalp me alive."
replied the angel. "There are no guns for you to defend yourself with. Firearms were invented by evil Europeans.
And besides, liberals like you want to ban guns. You could make a spear with those branches over there."
"Spears? That's too much work. I have a better idea Clarence! Give me a telephone.
I'll call the local Tribe to ask if it's OK for me to come over and sleep there."
"Telephone?" replied the angel. "There are no telephones here. Alexander Graham Bell was another evil White man, so he never existed. No Europeans, remember?"
it, then," replied George. "I'll sleep in the damn cave!"
Upon arriving at the cave,
a shivering George asked Clarence for a lighter so that he could light a fire.
lighter?" replied Clarence. "There are no lighters here, and no matches. Those are European gadgets, and
evil Europeans never existed, remember? If you want to get warm, you need to do like the locals do and start rubbing twigs
"Oh come on, man! You mean to tell me these people still rub sticks together for
" 'These people'? What do you mean by 'these people'?" mocked the
"Oh you know what I mean Clarence!"
"George. These Indians live exactly as they did before the evil White man arrived
from Europe just a few centuries ago," said the angel. "I refuse
to stay in this cold cave, and I damn sure ain't gonna light a fire with twigs, and I refuse to sleep in a teepee! I'll go
to Africa. I can make it in a warmer climate, and I'll adapt quickly to the great African civilizations that surely will have
developed by now. Which way to the nearest airport?"
"Airport?" said Clarence. "There are no airplanes here George. The Wright Brothers, those evil White inventors of the airplane, were never born. This is a world without Whites, remember?"
"Oh." said George sheepishly. "How about a ship then?"
"Ships?" laughed the angel. "I'm afraid the most seaworthy rafts available
to you won't be of much help in crossing the vast Atlantic Ocean. The great Viking sailors and European navigators never existed.
No Phoenicians, no Leif Erikson, no Henry the Navigator, no Columbus, no Magellan, no Hudson
and no Robert Fulton. Even if you could build your own ship, there would be no compass for you to navigate with and no sextant either. I'm afraid
you're stuck here George."
George fell silent. Clarence then said: "OK
George. I'll let you cheat a bit. Grab onto my magic coat tail and we'll fly to Africa."
"Cool!" said George.
When they arrived in Africa, George
saw thousands of half-naked African tribesmen being herded along a dirt path. They were guarded by other Africans with spears.
"What are they doing to those poor men?" George asked Clarence.
"They are being enslaved by another tribe. Slavery was common in Africa long before the Whites arrived." Clarence said. "In fact, most of the slaves who were shipped to the Americas were sold to the mostly
Jewish slave traders by African tribal leaders."
"This is an outrage!" George shrieked. "Take
me to Dr. Martin Luther King. Since his evil White assassin never existed, this great man will still be alive. He's probably
a great King somewhere, leader of an advanced civilization. He will free the slaves from their African masters. Take me to
|"Dr. King" was not what George expected!
"George, are you sure you want to do this?"
"Take me to him now!" George shouted back.
right. All right. Follow me George."
Clarence led George to a little hut
deep in the heart of Africa. The naked women and children gazed upon white George in wonder. Most of the young men were out
on a hunt but the older men stayed behind. George was led to the hut of the tribal witch doctor and spiritual leader. There
he saw a wild-looking man, covered in smelly animal skins.
hell is that?" George asked.
"Meet witch doctor Matuno
Luta Kinga" Clarence said. "He never became Dr. Martin Luther King because there were no universities
or seminaries built to educate him. Europeans weren't there to create such opportunities. But he did become the tribe's spiritual
leader. He specializes in casting spells. Perhaps he can help you?"
"doctor" gazed in wonder at George. Then he motioned to his henchmen to seize young George. The tribesmen grabbed George
and tied him to a tree. .
"Stop it! Let me go! What are they going to do to me?" cried George hysterically.
going to cut your balls off George. The good doctor King...I mean Kinga -- believes that by castrating you while you are still
alive, it will bring good fortune and fertility to his tribe. Ah the benefits of modern medicine." laughed Clarence.
"Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Help me!"
"But George, you told
me that you wanted to go to Africa and to meet your hero, Reverend King."
Terrified, George replied:
"This part of Africa has not developed yet. I can see that now. Take me to North Africa where Egypt and Carthage established
great civilizations. Just get me out of here! Please Clarence please! Clarence!"
Just as the witch doctor's
blade was about to carve out George's testacles, George vanished into thin air. He then found himself on the banks of the
river Nile in Egypt.
"Thank you Clarence. Thank you," George
said. "I don't understand it Clarence. Why does so much of the world remain so brutal and primitive? I learned during
Black History Month about many talented black inventors and scientists. Garrett Morgan, George Washington Carver, Benjamin
Banneker, Granville Woods. Then there's Dr. Carson, the top brain surgeon in all of America. Where are these men?"
"Don't you understand yet? America, and
Africa, exist exactly as they did before the Europeans discovered them. Civilization as you had known it had only been introduced
to these people just a few centuries ago by the Europeans. There are no universities, no hospitals, no means of transportation
other than animals, no science, no medicine, no machines. In fact, the wheel hasn't even been discovered in Sub-Saharan Africa!
Those black scientists, inventors, doctors, athletes, and entertainers you speak of were never given the opportunity to realize
their full human potential because Europeans weren't around to introduce higher civilization and learning to them. There are
no George Washington Carvers in this non-European world, no Dr. Carsons, no Booker T. Washingtons, no Benjamin Bannekers,
no Michael Jordans, no Oprah Winfreys, no Bill Cosbys, no Barack Obamas..."
"Stop it! That's
a racist lie!" cried George. "Let's drive over to the great pyramids of Egypt right now and I'll show you
one of the great wonders of the world .....built by non-Whites! Get me a car Clarence!"
'A car? asked Clarence. "There are no cars here. Daimler and Benz, the evil German inventors of the internal combustion engine, were never born...nor was Henry Ford. There
are no paved roads either. This is a world without evil White Europeans, remember?"
Damn! I'll just take a train to the pyramids then."
Clarence shook his head in wonder at George's stupidity:
"There are no trains in this world either, George. Evil White Europeans weren't here to build locomotive engines
or to discover the many uses of coal, oil and gas, or to build trains or lay tracks. But I'll allow you to cheat again. Grab
hold of my magic coat tail and we'll take a short flight over to the site of the pyramids. You studied geography, so you direct
me as we fly."
"OK Clarence. But before we go, I need to use
the bathroom. Is there a pay toilet around here?"
replied the angel. "There are no toilets or urinals in this world. Plumbing was developed by evil white Europeans.
The people in this non-White world still relieve themselves in open fields."
"No plumbing?!" cried George
"Nope. Makes you
appreciate your father, who is 'just a plumber' doesn't it George? Tell me George. Was it your precious Dr. Silverstein
who taught you to have such contempt for honest hard labor?
George did not respond.
He just looked down in shame. Clarence turned around so George could do his business alongside
"I need some toilet paper." George said.
"Toilet paper?" replied the angel. "There..."
"I know. I know.
Toilet paper hasn't been invented yet. Just hand me some leaves then!"
Clarence obliged. Then the two
of them flew towards the pyramids. George observed:
"I don't understand. According to my recollections
from Geography class, the great pyramids should be near this very spot. We ought to be able to see them from miles away."
"Well, George, I'm sure your professors at the college never told you this,
but the ancient Egyptians were not black or brown, not in the early and peak days of their civilization anyway. They were
Caucasians. The scientists who examined the Egyptian mummies confirmed this fact. Mummies with blonde and red hair are
in museums today - in the world that you once knew that is. Did you know that a 2011 DNA test even proved that Egyptian King Tut shares common ancestry with 70% of British
men, and 50% of all European men? Oddly enough, there is NOT a similar DNA match between today's "Egyptians" and King Tut. Egypt's
Whites were blended out by Black Nubians. "
|White Berber girl of North Africa
|So, there are no pyramids in this non -White world George, and no
Sphinx either. And the later day Carthaginians were also White, as are most of the modern day Berbers of North Africa."
"Are you serious? I never heard that before."
"Of course you haven't. The truth has been concealed from you.
Here, take my laptop. Google "White Egyptian mummies' if you don't believe me."
George looked at the blonde and red haired mummy photos and read the scientific articles. He stood dumb founded with his mouth open.
|Egyptian mummies have red and blonde hair!
|The Great pyramids were built by white engineers.
|King Tut's DNA links him to most European men!
George became pensive. He faced northward towards Europe, turned to Clarence
"My great grandparents on my mother's side came to America from
Holland. On dad's side, grandmom is Italian and French. Grandpop is Scotch-Irish. .....Clarence?"
"What became of Europe?"
Clarence replied: "Europe became populated by Asiatic tribes who pushed westward. They've settled
down a bit but life is much the same as it is in North America. A nomadic existence based on hunting and food gathering. No
great cities, no science, no buildings, no culture, no fine art - just a hard daily struggle against life and the elements
of nature. In a Europe without evil White people, Rome never existed, nor did Greece. There was no Renaissance either. It's a short flyover the Mediterranean Sea, George. Let's go visit shall we?"
"Ah... let's not Clarence! After my experience with Dr. Kinga, I'd rather pass on the unknown."
|No Parthenon in Greece.
|No Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy.
|No St Basil's in Russia.
|No Big Ben in England.
"Take me to Persia then. Surely the great civilization that rivaled Greece will welcome me." George said.
Clarence laughed out loud.
"Why are you laughing at me?!"
shouted George. "Aw come on now Clarence! Don't tell me the Persian Empire doesn't exist either!
|Out from the Caucuses: The Great Aryan migrations.
|"George, George, George. Don't you know that the ancient Persian civilization was
established by White tribes originating from the Caucus Mountain region of central Asia. Where do you think the term
"Caucasian" comes from? These Indo-European tribes were known as the Aryans. In Farsi (Persian) Iran actually translates into "Land of the Aryan." Iran..Aryan...sounds similar right?"
"Oh - my - God! I never knew that! I always thought Aryans were an invention of the Nazis."
said George dumbfounded.
Clarence shook his head in bewildered amusement at the ignorance of his young pupil. He continued:
you mentioned that you are part Irish George. Well, Ireland also translates into
"Land of the Aryan." The Irish name "Erin" comes from "Aryan", as does the Greek and Italian
"Arianna." So you see George, Northern Europeans and Persians originated from the same people."
"Wait a minute Clarence,
I'll grant you the linguistic similarities between the Farsi (Persian) and European languages, but Iranians look nothing at
all like Northern Europeans."
Clarence replied: "In the north
of Iran (Persia), they still look exactly like Europeans. These are the pure descendants of the ancient Persians. Have
a look at this pretty White girl George."
Clarence then handed his laptop to George.
"Wow! She is really beautiful..and she's really.....well, White! She's Persian?" asked George
"She most certainly is. Unfortunately, she doesn't exist anymore - thanks to you George."
George could not take his eyes off of the laptop screen.
isn't she George? There are, or should I say, were, plenty more like her in northern Iran George. Some are blonde, some
brunette, and some with chestnut color hair. It would be a shame to erase such beauty from the face of the earth. Don't you
"Not if I can help it she won't be!"
George handed the laptop back to Clarence.
"Clarence, this has
all been very educational. I've reconsidered many of my earlier beliefs and I thank to you. But now I want to visit
the great civilizations built by non-Whites. Let's explore the Arab civilizations!" said George as he clutched
Clarence's coat. "Clarence, To Mesopotamia!".
but just like Egypt and Persia, civilizations such as Babylon, Assyria, Sumeria, and even the Ottoman Turkish Empire
never got off the ground without the influence of evil White men. Have a look at these Arab Caucasians. Though far fewer than
they were centuries ago, they are still many Whites in the "Arab world." said Clarence as he again handed
his laptop to George.
"Wow! Who is that?
"That's Queen Rania of Jordan. Lovely isn't she?"
say. She looks like Cindy Crawford! I always believed that Arabs were all light brown. She's as fair as I am! I can't believe
"I see now that we are really going to have to
go far east to see a non White civilization. Said George as he again clutched Clarence's coat tail.
"Clarence, to India! One of
the richest and most vibrant civilizations the world has ever known."
"As you wish George." said Clarence
as the two flew eastward.
Upon arriving at the banks of the river Ganges, George beheld a horrible sight. There
was a mass of emaciated people wading about in the river, along with dead bodies, animal herds, and human as well as animal
waste. Insects buzzed about everywhere as the overpowering stench of the wretched scene filled up George's nostrils.
|Native mobs "bathing" in the filthy Ganges River.
"All right Clarence.
Quit playing games!" said George
do you mean George?"
know all about the brutal poverty of India's lower classes. That's very unfortunate. But you're being very selective in bringing me to this awful place. Why not take me to the Taj Mahal, or any of the other splendid palaces
of ancient India?"
they don't exist George."
"It was the White Aryan tribes that treked across Asia and settled in the north of India, and
brought high civilization with them. Any Indian schoolchild knows about the Aryan migrations, but somehow you don't! The ancient Indo-Aryan language of Sanskrit is
the mother tongue of Latin, Greek, Farsi, and all of the Slavic and Germanic languages of Europe. It was the White Aryans
who civilized India, built the Taj Mahal, and established the world's first universities. Takshila and Nalanda universities educated thousands of scholars from all over the eastern world. Mathematics, science, medicine, philosophy -
the Indo-Aryans knew it all and shared their knowledge with other races. This wonderous Aryan-Indian civilization is
what European explorers like Marco Polo, Columbus, and others were searching for. I'm afraid you'll not find any software
engineers or doctors in that bunch down by the river George. Just like Dr. Kinga in Africa, these folks never got their chance
because you have so carelessly erased evil White people from the pages of history!"
"Clarence. Now you've gone too far! Don't tell me that the ancient Indians were White men! That can't be. In the world
I came from, I knew many Indians and they were not White!"
Clarence explained: "As centuries passed, the Indo-European Aryans who created Indian
civilization intermarried with the native Dravidian majorities who populated the Indian subcontinent. Gradually the evil White
people blended out, for the most part, along with the advanced civilization they had built. Notice that there are still many
fair-skinned Indians and Pakistanis around today, particularly in the north where the
Aryans first settled." .
|Aryan child in northern India
upon Clarence's words.
You know what Clarence?"
is this kid in my math class named Sanjay. He is as fair skinned as I am, and he did say that he was from Rajasthan in northern India, and that his family was descended from Kings! ... Wow! You're right Clarence!"
|Aryan girl from Afghanistan
"Aryan genes are rare now, but still present throughout all of Central Asia.
Years ago there was a famous photo of an Aryan girl from Afghanistan on the cover of National Geographic."
"That's right! I've seen that image. She was beautiful, and she had these piercing green eyes. Wow.
This is too weird."
George became worried. He knew he could never fit into the harsh primitive world he had been thrust into, and he
was running out of lands! Suddenly he thought of China.
"China! Yes China! Now you're busted Clarence! China's ancient civilization was as advanced
as any White culture."
Clarence stared at George, and then smirked silently.
"Aw come on Clarence! You telling me that China is backwards too now because there of no Whites?"
"Absolutely. Not as bad
as India, but there is no high civilization there either."
George sat down on the ground and shook his head. "At this point Clarence,
nothing surprises me anymore. Go ahead angel. I'm all ears. Tell me about China. This ought to be good!"
|Found in China: The red headed "Beauty of Loulan"
"Aryans arrived in western China long before the Chinese did. Again the mummies
tell the tale." Clarence explained.
"Mummies?! There are no mummies
in China!" laughed George as he rolled his eyes.
most certainly are! 100's of them, as old as 4000 years, were discovered in China beginning in the 1980's.
The mummification techniques were similar to how the Egyptians dried and mummified their dead. The oldest mummies are DNA-confirmed Whites, some with red hair and even blonde hair. One mummy is 6' 6" inches tall! Here, have a look at what is known as
'the Beauty of Loulan." That's her mummy on the left, and an image of what she would look like in real life on the
George took the laptop and gasped at the images. "They
found her in China?"
"Yes! Google Chinese mummies George. There are plenty more to look at."
George's jaw dropped in stunned amazement as he looked at the images of blonde and red haired mummies of China.
|The White Pyramid of China is as tall as the Empire State Building!
"There's more George. Have a
look at the pyramids of China, massive structures MUCH LARGER than those of Egypt! Google: "White Pyramid of China."
"Pyramids in China? No
George then viewed the awe inspiring great pyramids of China's isolated interior.
In a state of shock, he then dropped the laptop.
"Oh my God! You're freaking me out!.....Wow! I can't
believe this!!! I didn't know there were pyramids in China! That thing is huge! Why wasn't I ever taught about this in
school? What happened to this White civilization Clarence? Where did this they disappear to?"
"The anti-Whites don't want you to know about this. And the Chinese are too proud to admit the Aryan
influence upon their early civilization. In time, Caucasians made contact with the Mongoloids. More recent mummies begin
to show Mongoloid features. This indicates that the Whites shared their creative discoveries with the Mongoloids,
before being mass murdered and blended out of existence by maurading mixed race Turkic Huns and genocidal Mongols."
|Paintings depict blue eyed Mongol Emperors!
|The giant Yao Ming starred in the NBA.
"Holy cow! You're right Clarence! That basketball player Yao Ming is 7' 6" tall, and he looks
part European! So, Clarence, without this Aryan influence, what becomes of the Chinese then?" asked George.
the infusion of White genes and White civilization, the Orientals remained a simple people. They stopped being nomadic, but
never got beyond a basic agricultural society. Far Eastern societies like China, Japan, and Korea became orderly and civil,
but not having had contact with the evil western and Indian Aryans, their development reaches a high water mark and then
stops. There are no Fuji films, or Toyotas, or Hyundais in this non White Asia. Even the former Ambassador of China
to the United States once acknowledged the great influence that Indian civilization - which was Aryan - had upon China's historical
development. Listen to this revealing admission George - from Chinese writer and former Ambassador to the USA, Hu Shih. ...Quote: 'India (Aryans) conquered
and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without having to send a single soldier across her border.' End
|Yao Ming resembles American actor Robert Pattison.
|Pattison's jawline, chin, forehead and brow are similar to Yao Ming's.
|A blue eyed Chinese boy.
|A green eyed Chinese man.
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